Some guy in the UK has died after eating chilli. Wrongtown thinks he took the easy option. 
Kidding, jees, some people have no sense of humour. Watch out for those chillis people, worse than ninjas. They get you from the inside “where it counts”. If they don’t kill you then you look forward to days of ass fire.
We start a new column on the WrongTown blog today. Dear Annabelle will look to handle some of the big hitting issues faced by WrongTown residents trying to come to terms with the harse reality of every day life in Wrong Town. Our thanks to Annabelle for lending her professional opinions and advice and trying to help the downtrodden.
Dear Annabelle,
I was on the crack pipe last week and found that I had some foreign substance burned on my pipe making yucky tasting smoke. I was trying to clean it out without losing the last of my precious crack when my boyfriend walks in and catches me. He says that he won’t have a crack whore in his house, it is him or the pipe and that I would have to decide. You can see my dilemma, what do I do?
sincerely
Anguished and Desperate.
Annabelle writes…..
Dear Anguished and Desperate,
I can certainly see your dilemma and I think we all feel your pain in some way. What to do? Crack is becoming increasing hard to come by and that last bit is always the best. I think if you can try to dislodge the majority of the offending material without scratching the glass is the best you can do. Once the pipe is empty try cleaning with ethanol and then a high temperature forced gas lighter. It is a shame that during this heartbreaking time your boyfriend has decided to be such an asshole. Nothing a few points won’t fix.
Happy whoring.
Annabelle
The poor ol’ US is bitching and complaining because other countries and governments don’t want to send their internet traffic via the US. Simply because the US government/CIA illegally and legally snoop on their traffic. Phooey, I say, what’s a bit of illegal data collection amongst competing governments. After all the US always have everyone else’s best interests at heart… don’t they?
MythBusters exposure of the RFID security debacle has been seriously gagged by credit card companies and banks.
Some people get a bit sensitive eh?