Wrongtown

All of it, Only one thing will get that taste out, Pomelo, Skimmed.
You know what I mean.

Being Ernest: Masturbating esp for males, sl. “having a tug”
Example: I was Being Ernest while checking out some left handed websites when my mother walked in a sprung me.

Thanks Mr B. I wish all my readers a long long life.

Puts a new slant on “The Importance of Being Ernest” doesn’t it. 

Sparkle

Hi Kids,

I came down from my Mayoral ivory tower yesterday for an education in some colloquial terminology. I was introduced to the word “Blonker“. What a charming idea that is. Thanks Z.

I have as yet not been privileged to experience such a treat but if any of my constituents wishes to learn me up, please get in touch. I like to “stay in touch” with the common people.

Lord Mayor Sparkle