Wrongtown

A resident works out how to get his dishes done by kidnapping his ex grilfriend

Someone messes with a Wrong Town engineer and he writes them a cheque. You know you are fucked when the comment says “What now bitches!”. I think the cheque is legal tender.

A sad sad day for nice guys. Yes they do finish last. Ladies you only have yourselves to blame for choosing arseholes.

This is Gold, I wish I could give you the proper source reference. Anyone?

BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China , threatening to spread sexually-transmitta ble diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday

In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said.
‘These cheap and colourful rubber bands and hair ties sell well … threatening the health of local people,’ it said.
Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said.
‘People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns,’ the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying.
A bag of ten of the recycled bands sells for just 25 sen (three cents), much cheaper than others on the market, accounting for their popularity, the paper said.
A government official was quoted as saying recycling condoms was illegal.
China ’s manufacturing industry has been repeatedly tarnished this year by a string of scandals involving shoddy or dangerous goods made for both domestic and foreign markets.
In response, it launched a public relations blitz this summer aimed at playing up efforts to strengthen monitoring systems.

I’m going to say it, the hairband market is obviously a stiff market.

I have given my blessing to this new sweet treat being touted as the official WrongTown lollie of choice.

Get them into you. Ahem. ;-))

“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.”

Oscar Wilde

So I was spinning round on my chair, real casual like, when I notice that the older ultra Christian lady in my workplace is wearing fuck me boots. WTF!!!! Is this acceptable, where are her standards? I can’t be expected to tolerate this in the workplace. I mean if she was young, loose and had big tits, sure. But no one should EVER have to think about a co-worker like that. I had to spend the rest of the day avoiding looking at the boots and her so that my mind never wandered into that desolate wasteland of evilness. I mean this may be WrongTown but we have standards here. As soon as I find them I am going to put them up on wall too.

I hope everyone else had a less skin crawling day.

Sparkle