Hi Wrongtowners, Please forgive the lack of action on the Wrongtown site as I have been on a Mayoral junket over the Christmas break. I have never misused your public funds with such abandon as I did on my birthday. Thanks residents. To all the ‘towners who came and celebrated my birth in some way. My thanks, I had a ball.
Remember it is a new year so keep up the wronging and there is always more room in Wrong Town for fellow social outcasts, evil doers, misfits, losers, skanks and even politicians.
So pack your crack pipe, file your incriminating photos, throw on your trench coat, load up your suppositories, tighten up your strap-on and adjust your high heels and then grab the train, bus or just hobble over to the wrong side of then tracks and find yourself a squat at Wrong Town. Current population, your mother!
See you pimpin’ yo’ ass on the streets citizens.
Mayor of Worng Town