Wrongtown

Yes, I have a treat for you. You long suffering peeps who don’t get much love from Wrongtown. But I know that is how you like it or you wouldn’t be at Wrongtown.

Anyhoo, loved this little piece on throwing dead pigs into the ocean to see how they float. I thought you might enjoy it too. They call it science. Aha. You keeptelling yoursefl that sunshine and I will introduce you to someone I know who owns a goat who calls it “romance”.

And this number about some social control in the UK using classical music. I immediately thought, Clockwork Orange but they had beaten me to it. Warped minds think alike

And, I have to say WTF. This US teen uses Facebook to pose as a chick to get naked photos of his classmates to blackmail them amongst other nefarious deeds. WTF. Oh, and another facebook fail.

Some more Epic fail from the US. A couple in drought plagued Southern California replaced their lawn with bark chips and plants to reduce their water usage and therefore also water usage costs. The county is suing them. Noice.

Now get back to work bitches.

Yes, it has been ages and I have missed you too. So I have some new stuff for you.

It seems some Somali pirates have opened a stock exchange so that locals can invest in pirate crews and reap a share of the booty. The piece from a woman who contributed a grenade launcher, which she received as alimony, just made me laugh and laugh.

And as I work in a city I come across a lot of young asian women with Engrish slogans/sayings on their t-shirts. I am going to start adding them here too. The one I saw today was “I will enjoy the life everyday”. Words to live by.

This isn’t wrongtown so much as cool as fuck. A couple of dudes with some tesla coils and some chain mesh suits playing gods of lightening. Check out the photos and the videos.

Now for some real wrontowners, The Church of Scientology is under fire again for allegedly forcing a man to work as a virtual slave for 16 years. Read it all yourself, ah religion, isn’t it great.

And more fun from a super spammer form New Zealand living in good old sunny Queensland who with the help of an American woman and spammers recruited from around the world were at the heart of the worlds largest internet spam operation. Nice one bro. Th$16M fine should slow you down. ;-))

Soylent Pig. Artificially grown meat from pig cells. Yummy yummy. Peta love the idea.

OK, get back to work or something. ;-))

The joy of making the stats work for you. How the UK government with the help of the recording industry turned 136 file sharers into 7 million illegal downloaders.

Some new anti-terror software that can check multiple sources. Apparently this hasn’t been possible in the past???? Obviously they don’t watch Spooks.

Some background on the guys who made Rock Band and Guitar Hero a reality for us and their many failures along the way.

A new way of schooling being dubbed “unschooling” where you allow your child to persue a topic to their hearts content. Sounds like Montessori to me but hey, don’t let that get in the way of a goodbuzz word.

New Zealand dudes reinvent the bike.

Now get back to your lives!!!!

It seems NOS (Notrous Oxide) is a major threat to the ozone layer. I am not pointing the finger or anything here peeps but you know who you are, little piggies.

Junking up the oceans, again I am not pointing fingers but pet stuffed dogs are for life not toys to be thrown away…. Oh hang on. Ahem.

“Moon Rock” given to former Dutch Prime Minister by first astronauts to the moon turns out to be just petrified wood. Bahahahahaha.

You will have to read this one yourselves. A soldier caught on film teabagging his Sargeant has challenged the military court’s write to judge him. And the military court system has now fallen apart under examination. Choice Bro!

Nothing like a good animal to impale. Makes you feel whole again. =)

Ok, this is an old clip as you can see from the fashion but this guy is just the fastest gun at drawing. I cannot follow how fast he is. I plan on hiring him as sherriff of wrong town if he is still alive.

He holds all the qickdraw records. I love his comments on how no one int he old west actually relied on quick drawing, it was all shots in the back.

What can I say, it seems other countries are trying to get in on the WTF action that Mackay was claiming the crown via my last post. Is this a copy cat home invasion???

Yes, two today. This little cracker is what makes Australia so great. I little Clockwork Orange derivative but still….

It seems some Wrongtown citizens have been making the news.

Bad boy bubby, er son

And some fun from Pete at work.

And some church types are getting a bit vocal, here and here.

And some lad from round my way getting a bit loose.

Not to mention this sweet young thang.

School teachers have rights too.

‘Ats all for now. Keeping wronging peeps.

It seems someone mistakenly took the internet blog world as a place of kindly helpful people instead of a place full of gleefully malicious and vicious souless individuals. Rookie mistake.

Phrase of the Week

Palm me a dead one: meaning to pass off a less than perfect item, either physical or metaphorical, as though it were good.

Example 1: I asked a mate to loan me a lighter but he palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the lighter didn’t work)

The phrase has been bastardised to be used in circumstances with similar meanings to the original.

Example 2: My housemate said her friend would show me a good time but it turned out she was trying to palm me a dead one. (In this case it means the opposite of a “live one”, that is, the friend was boring or dull)

Example 3: The salesman said the DVD would play on all players but he had palmed me a dead one. (meaning that the DVD wouldn’t play or was blank)

Example 4: I asked my roommate to grab me some milk for my coffee but she palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the carton/bottle was empty or out of date)

The phrase is not to be mistaken for any similar phrases use in the United States relating to slipping someone a bribe.  That is palming someone a “dead president”, referring to the faces of dead presidents on the notes.

Whether it be bulbs, pipes, lighters, DVDs, food etc friends don’t palm friends dead ones. Ever!