Stay tuned for a new site about everything that is dead to me and possibly you. If Phil ever gets it going.
Yes, I know it has been a long time between drinks but someone hacked this site and I couldn’t get in. Thanks to the Scooty for sorting it out for me. Expect to see more now that we are back on.
Yes, I have a treat for you. You long suffering peeps who don’t get much love from Wrongtown. But I know that is how you like it or you wouldn’t be at Wrongtown. 
Anyhoo, loved this little piece on throwing dead pigs into the ocean to see how they float. I thought you might enjoy it too. They call it science. Aha. You keeptelling yoursefl that sunshine and I will introduce you to someone I know who owns a goat who calls it “romance”.
And this number about some social control in the UK using classical music. I immediately thought, Clockwork Orange but they had beaten me to it. Warped minds think alike
And, I have to say WTF. This US teen uses Facebook to pose as a chick to get naked photos of his classmates to blackmail them amongst other nefarious deeds. WTF. Oh, and another facebook fail.
Some more Epic fail from the US. A couple in drought plagued Southern California replaced their lawn with bark chips and plants to reduce their water usage and therefore also water usage costs. The county is suing them. Noice.
Now get back to work bitches. 
Yes, it has been ages and I have missed you too. So I have some new stuff for you.
It seems some Somali pirates have opened a stock exchange so that locals can invest in pirate crews and reap a share of the booty. The piece from a woman who contributed a grenade launcher, which she received as alimony, just made me laugh and laugh.
And as I work in a city I come across a lot of young asian women with Engrish slogans/sayings on their t-shirts. I am going to start adding them here too. The one I saw today was “I will enjoy the life everyday”. Words to live by.
This isn’t wrongtown so much as cool as fuck. A couple of dudes with some tesla coils and some chain mesh suits playing gods of lightening. Check out the photos and the videos.
Now for some real wrontowners, The Church of Scientology is under fire again for allegedly forcing a man to work as a virtual slave for 16 years. Read it all yourself, ah religion, isn’t it great.
And more fun from a super spammer form New Zealand living in good old sunny Queensland who with the help of an American woman and spammers recruited from around the world were at the heart of the worlds largest internet spam operation. Nice one bro. Th$16M fine should slow you down. ;-))
Soylent Pig. Artificially grown meat from pig cells. Yummy yummy. Peta love the idea.
OK, get back to work or something. ;-))
A couple of butt-tastic entries for you. Yes, it has been a while. I didn’t hear anyone whinging though!
Heavy Metal “lovers” those crazy Austrians. Hahahaha.
Water Butt. Enough said.
Japanese music industry plan to make all phones run DRM, to check your right to play a song every time you play it.
A tour of the Taser factory. :)) Don’t taze me bro!!!!!
Arizona adjusts a traffic light so that the yellow only lasts 3 seconds instead of 4.3 to catch more red light runners.
China to ban or cut rare metal exports for rare metals that are only produced by them. And I am all out of yttrium as well.
Theives using Google Earth to spot ponds to steal Koi carp.
You heard me!
The joy of making the stats work for you. How the UK government with the help of the recording industry turned 136 file sharers into 7 million illegal downloaders.
Some new anti-terror software that can check multiple sources. Apparently this hasn’t been possible in the past???? Obviously they don’t watch Spooks.
A new way of schooling being dubbed “unschooling” where you allow your child to persue a topic to their hearts content. Sounds like Montessori to me but hey, don’t let that get in the way of a goodbuzz word.
New Zealand dudes reinvent the bike.
Now get back to your lives!!!!
It seems NOS (Notrous Oxide) is a major threat to the ozone layer. I am not pointing the finger or anything here peeps but you know who you are, little piggies.
Junking up the oceans, again I am not pointing fingers but pet stuffed dogs are for life not toys to be thrown away…. Oh hang on. Ahem.
“Moon Rock” given to former Dutch Prime Minister by first astronauts to the moon turns out to be just petrified wood. Bahahahahaha.
You will have to read this one yourselves. A soldier caught on film teabagging his Sargeant has challenged the military court’s write to judge him. And the military court system has now fallen apart under examination. Choice Bro!
Nothing like a good animal to impale. Makes you feel whole again. =)
And I don’t mean in this way. A Japanese video game which has a component where you rape a 12 yo child. Pretty fucked up and street legal in Japan.